Old Raymonds Print Ad - On-Marriage

Understanding.
And fairness and courtesy.
Responsibility and loyalty
and honesty.
Strong arms,
and a gentle touch.
An attentive ear,
and an open mind.
A sharing of sorrow,
and a respect for privacy.
To grow and let grow.
To have and to hold.
For richer,for poorer.
In sickness, and in health.
To love and to cherish.
Till death do you part.

Old Raymonds Print Ad On Friendship

If
he can speak his mind
And know when to
shut up
If he can pat your back.
And kick your butt.
If he can share
a hearty meal;
A good joke;
A sunset
If he acts neither big.
Nor small.
But just medium.
And lets you be you.
The he is the answer to your needs.

Old Raymond's Print Ad - On Nature

The smell of wet earth

Clouds chasing each other

The flash of a diving kingfisher

A drink from burbling brook

A fruit from a branch above

A mouthful of mountain mist

Trees to climb

Tigers to fear

And whales to wonder at

Oh! to be a child

and inherit all this

Yuppie Definitions

We all know Yuppie meant Young Urban Professional Person but here're other related terms typically used to refer to persons with potential of 'upward mobility'

Dinky - Double Income, No Kids

Glam - Greying,Leisured, Affluent and Married

Guppie - Green Yuppie

Juppie - Japanese Yuppie

Lombard - Lots of Money but a right wally

Pippie - Person Inheriting Parents' Property

Woopie - Well Off Older Person

Yupsky - Eastern European Yuppie

Funny

QOTD

“You will live through things you do not expect”
- Dan Bricklin