Top Five Secrets

I always disliked anything that contained top 10, top 5 but then when someone asks you a question saying what are your top 3 priorities/progressions/problems (my boss does that to me every week) suddenly you squeeze in whatever little you have and still fall short of it. Then slowly you realize there arent any more top X..enough of this drivel.

San Tomas tagged me to come up with my top 5 secrets. I am not the one to wash my dirty linen in public but here to regurgitate what my friends knew.

• I cried after the serial Giant Robot ended
• I havent gotten laid, yet!
  
• I was photographed smooching a co worker by my HR (still uses it for blackmailing) but then I got another incriminating photo of hers' so we neutralize our bets and perpetually stand in this Mexican standoff
  
• I still wish well for a friend with whom I had to split because of a girl who is his wife now
  
• I drunk and drove home many a time despite this being very bad.Once I didnt even know in the morning as to how I got home
  

There..I not only spilled my beans but also deep fried them..